Literature
WTF is this life thing
SO, what is up with this stupid "life" thing?
There are too many choices that it will bring.
How should I know what to do?
Dammit, I have no clue. Do you?
Philosophy tends to make my brain hurt.
Love? Don't get me started, I dare not flirt.
Science? OH dear, what a tedious task.
Religion's too picky, don't tell, don't ask.
Math is too hard, no room for being wrong.
Businessman? Hell no. They don't get along.
Stripper? Don't think so. My morals aren't that lax.
Soldier? I can't, I'm not prone to attacks.
Why is this so hard? It's so frustrating.
It's not like happiness is based on social rating.
Screw that. I'm ready to live stro